Little lawbreaker
Fern is an unapologetic paper tearing machine. We've figured out that the airplane provides plenty of paper that can be torn (the Sky Mall catalog is the best) and some, as you can see, that probably shouldn't... and might even be a federal offense. This is from our flight home from Minnesota to the second stage of our Christmas celebrations, this time with Grandma Linda and Uncle Greg.
It's probably my fault for reading her the emergency card story. ("And then, mama passenger puts the oxygen mask on little baby passenger. Daddy passenger pulls the emergency door handle and POP! goes the escape slide!") For the past few flights, she's enjoyed playing with the card, and so we figured it was relatively indestructible. Alas, no; there might be nothing left in that category anymore.